Oi !...Leave my Shrooms Alone !

I caught a styoopid squirrel the other day muckin' about where I normally keep my stash of luvverlies...so I threw some nuts at him and told him to bog off...berluddy cheek ! Just 'cos he's cute and furry...wait a minute - SO AM I ! Narf, narf, narf...

Sorry that I 'as not been keepin' up this bloggy fing lately - it's my bizzieyst time y'see for furtlin around...

Bye....

Bramling the Squirrel Tamer !

A Little Beauty...

Allo,

Sorry I 'as been busy wiv my newts for the last few weeks and not done this bloggy fing...ere's a little luvverly 'shroom for yer !

VERY tasty that one was...gawd, I'm dribblin' just finking about it. Anyways...be as bad as you can get away wiv', be kind to froggies, newts and toads, kick a fairy if yer' can and I'll get back to you all when my newt selling season is finished. Now where's that damned studio elf...I wants a word wiv' im !

Bye. Bramling..the Newtmaster.

Allo Little Froggie...

Anywun who does not like frogs can't be trusted as far as I'm concerned !

Ere's a little cracker for ya !

Fanks to old hairy face for the pickcha..he's not a bad lad and loves his 'shrooms!

Bye...Bramling.

Phwwoar ! Mushroom Porn...

Need I say more ?

Yer Pal - Bramling.

Bloody Trolls....

Anyone fancy givvin' me a hand getting rid of a big pain in the bum? He's called Glumphert and e's a troll wot lives near 'ere....I've just found 'im fossickin around me favourite mushroom bit down the woods - not that there's any 'shrooms at the moment but I don't want 'im finkin that 'e can just come about any time 'e likes !

Big Git !

Bye.

Bramling ('yer luvvable local goblin...)

Awww - isn't 'E Luvverly !

 Mornin all...Ere's a fave picktcha of mine - he's a luvverly toad, all warty an' all

Elfypants doesn't loike toads 'cos he says they bring 'Im out in warts...nuffin wrong wiv a few warts now is there?

Bye,

Bramling, AKA The Toadmaster.

I Fink I Sawr...

Allo fans, I fink I sawr a little froggie today crossin the road. Nice and green e' was.

Bye,

Bramling.

Sniff, Sniff, Koff Koff !

Old Hairy Face 'as got a cracker of a cold/cough/plague. That should shut 'im up fer a while....fnar, fnar!

More power to 'yer mushrooms !

The Bramster.

I'm Orf To Hibernate Again...

I hates this snow, I really does - it get's in 'yer bits !

I'm orf to hibernate - wake me up when it's spring will 'ya ?

Naarff,

Bramling.

Awwww - more of that white stuff again...

I hates the snow, it's rubbish. Fairies like it but then they are totally styooopid...it makes 'yer feet all clean for a start, it's cold (Elfypants..where's my furgin boots?) and not nice to go fossickin' about in - ya can't find nuffin !


Back to the washing pile....


Bramling.